littleinspace:

iphotographlove:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.
Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

This infuriates me. My niece who is lactose intolerant and has ibs has been sick since last thursdau because her school gave her a full dairy pizza (I know its not related to starbucks), she was on2 so much pain that she had to be taken to the er, and has not been to school since.Point is, DO THE FUCKING ORDER CORRECTLY. Dont be be a malicious ass hat and think you are being clever. You do not know what medical conditions people have. And even if they don’t have medical conditions, make the order that they paid for correctly!

Haha yea I once spent three days on the intensive care unit passed out ‘because someone gave me a big sugary soft drink instead of the sugar free one, ahahaha it was so hilarious I literally almost died and couldn’t eat anything for a week after that and hahaha my right arm still doesn’t work right ‘cause I got nerve damage haha what a bitch I was for asking for special treatment 

littleinspace:

iphotographlove:

crowsephone:

raggedymanwinchester:

poppypicklesticks:

logicsomething:

youarefatbecauseyouarestupid:

Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong, but it could be dangerous to somebody who has particular dietary requirements.

Having had the unfortunate experience of living with somebody who works at Starbucks, I have no doubt that this shit happens.

i’m lucky enough to have encountered a barista malicious enough to do this to me - i ordered a decaf latte with soy milk and they gave me fully caffeinated with cow’s milk. cue hours of panic attacks and feeling sick. ugh

Why do some baristas think its adorable and clever to dick around with people’s specifications?  They can kill someone with allergies with this shit. 

I get the dirtiest looks when I order anything with soy there. I’m Lactose Intolerant, and this bitch decided to give me whole milk in my macchiato. I took one taste and handed it back to her. She looked at me like I was crazy and said “What? Something wrong?” I looked her dead in the eye and said “Well yes actually, I ordered and was charged for soy milk. This has whole milk, I want you to re make it and get me a manager so I can discuss how your company thinks it’s funny to hand out purposefully wrong drinks when the person they’re handing them to gets sick when those requirements aren’t met.” She stood there for a second looking at me confused and I sighed and said “I’m lactose intolerant bitch, fix my fucking drink before I get you fired on health code violation.”

Do people not realize that most of the world’s population has some sort of lactose intolerance?

This infuriates me. My niece who is lactose intolerant and has ibs has been sick since last thursdau because her school gave her a full dairy pizza (I know its not related to starbucks), she was on2 so much pain that she had to be taken to the er, and has not been to school since.

Point is, DO THE FUCKING ORDER CORRECTLY. Dont be be a malicious ass hat and think you are being clever. You do not know what medical conditions people have. And even if they don’t have medical conditions, make the order that they paid for correctly!

Haha yea I once spent three days on the intensive care unit passed out ‘because someone gave me a big sugary soft drink instead of the sugar free one, ahahaha it was so hilarious I literally almost died and couldn’t eat anything for a week after that and hahaha my right arm still doesn’t work right ‘cause I got nerve damage haha what a bitch I was for asking for special treatment 

(via emgays)


leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

(via emgays)


bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(via star-trecking)


windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

(via nebranska)


notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via ttakemetothemoon)


Misty Mountains

karethdreams:

asongofwizardsandtimelords:

therothwoman:

changelingbychoice:

Misty Mountains Cold 100% speed up for anon

HELP I’M GONNA PEE MYSELF I CAN’T STOP LASUGHING OH GOD

That was weirdly beautiful.

the minions from despicable me have decided to retake their homeland

(via suit-and-bowtie)


beaceex:

when someone you don’t like touches you

image

(via sorry)


xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

(via asian)


communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

(via succeeding)


potterheadofficial:

teiubescja:


Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Um I think you’re mocking J over here. 

She ruined the microwave. Now she’s going to go hungry. This isn’t a game.

potterheadofficial:

teiubescja:

Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.

Um I think you’re mocking J over here. 

She ruined the microwave. Now she’s going to go hungry. This isn’t a game.

(via nebranska)


savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

image

(via emgays)


ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via emgays)


ven0moth:

i need a moment

(via asian)


simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

simplysfans:

WE HAVE A PRIVATE JOKE WITH TAYLOR ABOUT BECKY AND IT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN TWO WEEKS OF TUMBLR AND WE MADE IT ON A SHIRT. WHO ELSE DOES THIS?!

(via suit-and-bowtie)


Teacher
Nick Jonas
Nick Jonas (Deluxe Version)

god-damn-demetria:

Why you do me wrong?
Why you do me wrong?
When you wear that dress,
And my heart can’t take it anymore

Why you do me wrong?
Why you do me wrong?
When you act like this
It’s like your mama never told you how to love